Reasons to Never Mess with a Disney Villain

They will straight-up try to murder you

No evil complicated plots of turning them into animals or locking them up in isolation, these villains went straight for the kill.

Hades in Hercules

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My hair is literally and figuratively on fire. Bye Felicia (Hercules)

The Evil Queen in Snow White

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Bring me Snow White’s heart and put it in this totes adorbs box I got from Etsy.

Scar in The Lion King

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BRB on my way to kill your dad and take over the Pride lolz.

They’ll keep you in isolation and psychologically mess with you

We’ve got cold and heartless stepmother, passive-aggressive kidnapper and sinister religious extremist. Damn, Disney is dark.

Lady Tremaine in Cinderella

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I can’t believe you would dare to ask me if you can attend the ball. I will have to clutch your pearls in shock as I’m not wearing any.

Mother Gothel in Rapunzel

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Why would you even want to go outside, Rapunzel? Did you know that sun exposure is the major cause of damage to your skin?

Claude Frollo in The Hunchback of Notre Dame

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I hate Frollo so much, he doesn’t deserve a sassy comment.

Turn you into an animal/creature

How would you feel if you woke up one day and you were a turtle? Not good.

Yzma and her minion Kronk in The Emperor’s New Groove

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Yo Kronk, can I have another one of these drinks that doesn’t taste like poison at all?

Dr. Facilier in The Princess and the Frog

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Better than going on another Tinder date, am I right?

Enchantress lady in Beauty and the Beast (She’s the real villain here)

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Homie, you could have at least trimmed a little off the side.

Try to ruin your life with the use of magic

These villains had magical powers, which means they could have destroyed their Disney opponents immediately. But they all had a point to prove and wanted the princesses parents to suffer, which is far more evil.

Maleficent in Sleeping Beauty

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Life is hard and naps are fun. You should be thanking me, blondie.

Ursula in The Little Mermaid

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You do realise you’ll have to shave your legs now?

Jafar in Alladin

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How can I love a man who does a better winged liner than me?

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